With the continued interest in undergraduate education that the state government is showing, the Department of Planetary Sciences is pleased to announce the availability of the following new classes. These classes are designed to increase the number of undergraduate contact hours taught by the department and continue the tradition of excellence in undergraduate teaching for which we are unjustly famous.

PTYS 101: Three Credits of an Easy A This class will have no subject matter, and will consist of three lecture hours per week spent doing homework for other, more demanding classes.

PTYS 102: Study Hall This class follows up on PTYS 101, and allows students who have taken that class to continue their LPL experience.

PTYS 103: Introduction to Dyanamics (Hubbard) No description available.

PTYS 104: Care and Feeding of Your Penetrator (Boynton) No description printable.

PTYS 108: Free Wildcat Basketball Tickets (Larson) Hal Larson has thoughtfully diverted money intended for PTYS 106 into overpriced Wildcat tickets. These will be given away free at the first class.

PTYS 109: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainance First half of semester-- Zen (Lewis). Second half of semester-- Motorcycle maintainance (Jokipii)

PTYS 301: Voyuerism in the Solar System: Remote Sensing of Heavenly Bodies Exploration of chasms and eye-popping mountain chains.

PTYS 394A: Drinking With Graduate Students(Melosh/Drake) Field trips taken to sites of zymurgical interest.

PTYS 450: Planetary Sciences and Sex Lab section available for honors students.

As you can imagine, I am tremendously excited by the opportunities for increased contact hours these classes offer. I hope you will take advantage of this chance for blatant pandering and design some new classes yourself, cancelling any graduate classes to free up some extra time if necessary.