From: Dr. Michael J. Drake, Head, Director and Lunch Czar
Re: Sabbatical
You may have noticed that many of our distinguished faculty have taken well-earned sabbaticals over the past year. Because these sabbaticals have been so well received, I have authorized every faculty member to go on sabbatical next year. While every faculty member who teaches a class for the department will be gone, I feel that our well-undeserved reputation for teaching will go unblemished.