The Bratfest T-Shirt Archives!

Yes, it's all the old T-shirts we could find at Hawthorne House, scanned in for your viewing and reminiscing pleasure. Some of these designs have gone on to become classic BratWear. Please resize your browser window if necessary to fit 3 images across, and revisit as we update the archives.

Bratfest 5, 1983
"A Taste of God's Country in the Middle of Hell"
Bratfest 6, 1984
Bratfest 7, 1985
"International Bratwatch:
Istimirant Brat"
Bratfest 8, 1986
Bratfest 9, 1987
Bratfest 10, 1988
"A Decade of Decadence: A Taste of the Old Country in the Stinking Desert"
Bratfest 11, 1989
"Forager 2 at Neptune"
Bratfest 12, 1990
"View This:
The Hubble Space Telescope"
Bratfest 13, 1991
"The Brat Side:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!"
Bratfest 14, 1992
"The Brat in the Hat:
For Beginning Feeders"
Bratfest 14, 1992
"The Brat in the Hat"
back
Corn 1 and Corn 2
Bratfest 15, 1993
"The Bratful Dead:
What a Long, Strange Trip it's Been"
Bratfest 16, 1994
"P/Bratfest 16 (1993 HH) Impacts Jupiter"
Bratfest 17, 1995
"Mortal Kombrat"
Front
Bratfest 17, 1995
"Mortal Kombrat"
Back
"And now for a taste of things to come..."
featuring Scorpicorn, Lord Brato, and Sub-Beero
Bratfest 18, 1996
"Geochemical and Microfossil Evidence for Early Bratfest on Mars"
Front
Bratfest 18, 1996
"Geochemical and Microfossil Evidence for Early Bratfest on Mars"
Back
Bratfest 19, 1997
"Imager for Mars Bratfinder"
Bratfest 20, 1998
"Sgt. Hawthorne's Hungry Bratfest Band"
Bratfest 21, 1999
"That's one small Brat for man, one giant Fest for mankind!"
Bratfest 22, 2000
"Festier, Brattier, Cheesier"
Front
Bratfest 22, 2000
"Festier, Brattier, Cheesier"
Back
Bratfest 23, 2001
"2001: A Space Bratessy"
Front
Bratfest 23, 2001
"2001: A Space Bratessy"
Back
Bratfest 24, 2002
"Attack of the Corns"
Front
Bratfest 24, 2002
"Attack of the Corns"
Back