10. Elevator can be used to age wine and cheese

9. The atrium can hold up to four professors and their egos at once

8. Strategically placed pillars discourage speeding motorists

7. Glass walls help building stay hot in summer, cold in winter

6. Lack of marker trays helps keep hall yellow boards sparkling clean

5. False ceilings perfect place to hide kegs

4. Driver's side air bags

3. North-facing windows allow up to 50 people to moon NOAO volleyballers 4. simultaneously

5. Glass wall in atrium perfect spot to meet women who can't find ladies 6. room

7. Four words: Big Screen Movie Night!