10. Less Talk, More Rock

9. PTYS 106 renamed "The Accomplishments of America's Space Program"

8. Ordered Han Solo encased in carbonite to be hung in the atrium as art

7. Mention of "The Face on Mars" punishable by flogging

6. NASA officials get complimentary Bratfest T-shirts

5. All children of staff and faculty must be renamed SOPHIA

4. All unmarried women must be veiled

3. Back out of the room while bowing

2. No More Public Urination

1. Elvis to be locked in his office