by Andy Rivkin

Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems

Galileo Galilei

My Research

Some Implications and Questions

Questions from the audience

Uwe Fink: Where are your error bars? These observations are notoriously difficult. Are you certain that you aren't being deluded by Satan?
Galileo: I'm sorry Dr. Fink. Statistical methods haven't yet been invented, so I cannot give you a precise estimate of uncertainties. I do not believe I was deluded by Satan.

Mike Drake: As someone who studied the Moon as a graduate student, I have a serious problem with your comment about craters. Guy Consalmagno and I showed that geochemically the Moon must be a perfect sphere, and that craters are impossible.
Galileo: I'm sorry Dr. Drake, but geochemistry hasn't been invented yet, either. In fact, neither geology or chemistry have been invented yet.

Alex Dessler: Look, this whole geocentric/heliocentric thing is a dead horse that people would come up with every few years to make the papers. When I was editor of GRL, we did a whole series of papers about the subject, and in the end, noone was happy. These Copernican results are always published in books, not in peer-reviewed literature. Why should I believe this now?
Galileo: I'm sorry you feel that way, Dr. Dessler. I can assure you that the higher spatial resolution of the telescope will allow convincing data to be obtained.

Don Hunten: You claim you discovered the telescope, but I was the chair of a session at the Amsterdam DPS in 1605 where a Dutch group previously claimed that they invented it...
Galileo: Well, I wasn't expecting a kind of Inquisition!

(People run in, grab Galileo)
Inquisition: Noone expects the Spanish Inquisition! Off to jail with you!