Now, one of the first things we've done here is take a super-resolution shot of one of the formations you saw earlier today. We've been calling it Elmer Fudd. Or Boo-boo. I forget.

Kind of reminds me of something I'd see in Arizona.

Anyhow, morphologically, you can see some hints of hair in this true-color image, but no real firm evidence. It's just a big, bulbous mass of rock, mostly. Near the back of the mass, you can see some areas that seem to show hair, but the rover was unable to approach, so we have no images from that direction. Right now, we tend to think that that area is actually covered by some sort of crust masquerading as hair. However, the jury is still out. Some people believe they see evidence for some sub-surface hair still present. I can say that we have found evidence in the Faculty Pan that there was once an epoch when there was much more hair among the faculty.

This reminds me of the time I sat sipping tea in Constantinople with Auguste Rodan and Alexander the Great. I had come to the Ottoman Empire for... Oh. I'm told I have to hurry up.

We were able to extract some three-color spectra from different points on this body-- what we're calling the "head", the "nose", and the "ear". All of these are very consistent, and are evidence that this object is not of this world. In fact, the extreme redness seen is evidence that it originates on Mars. We also have a very preliminary spectral match, to desert varnish. This also implies that some sort of film may be present on the surface.

Thank you for your time.