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Top 10 LPL Faculty Bumper Stickers

10. John Lewis - Visualize Whirrled Peas

9. Uwe Fink - No Janitorial Service

8. Bill Boynton - Mars, or Bust

7. Bob Strom - I'm Pro-R Plot, and I vote

6. Rick Greenberg - Keep your laws off of my small bodies

5. Carolyn Porco - Reelect Ev Meacham

4. Peter Smith - Monster Pan on Board

3. Tim Swindle - Legalize Xenon

2. Jay Melosh - Impacts Don't Kill People, it's the subsequent shock wave and reduction in solar insolation that kills people

1. Don Hunten - If I said you had a beautiful curve of growth, would you hold it against me?