Name(s): Darius Antony II, Dare, StinkyButt, MuffinMan, LoveBucket, Putt-Putt
Primary occupation: Guarding clothes from lurking attackers.
Secondary occupation: Eating shoes, especially the defenseless ones.
Other occupations: Ridding the world of killer pumpkins.
| Being adored by Mommy #1 | Climbing Mommy #2 |
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Most favorite thing to be: Loved by a warm mommy and a warm blanky.
Favorite foods:Dreyers Vanilla Swirl,
Oscar Mayer cheese dogs, and Science Diet.
Darius' best friend and protege: Gamnon
Darius' nemesis: Cleo
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Mommy #1 and Mommy #2.
No cats, humans, hot dogs, or ice cream were injured or mistreated in the making of this web page.