Holiday Skits 2005

Top Ten Questions From Mike Drake's Five-Year Review

10. Did the director read you your rights when you arrived at LPL?

9. Has Mike Drake ever bought you food or drinks?

8. Are you aware of the UFO cover-up?

7. Would you agree to be interviewed on Mike Drake: Behind the Science?

6. Has the director upheld the Constitution and Bill of Rights?

5. Should LPL adopt a "FEMA-style" management system?

4. Has Mike Drake successfully built a bridge to the 21st Century?

3. Do you approve the director's handling of the war in Iraq?

2. Has the director ever used illegal steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs?

1. Does Mike Drake fulfill Biblical prophecy?


This year's holiday skit is accompanied by a few pdfs for your perusal. 

Survivor: The Grad Hallway [mov] (63.6 MB, ~11min) 
Minor Program Approval and Scavenger Hunt [pdf] 
Bartholomew Lombardment and the Late Heavy Bombardment [pdf]